Yesterday was one of those long days in the office packed with presentations, my annual appraisal and a long commute… I was pleased with how it had all gone, despite feeling absolutely knackered. So picture this, I was sat kneeing by the side of the bath singing and laughing as my DD happily played, letting the fish’n’chips that I’d just yomped down settle. Then I notice something brown floating up from behind the rubber duck….
Oh shit…literally – she’d crapped in the bath. I was in a mad dash then to haul her out with one arm while trying to salvage Fergal the frog from getting feced fins. I didn’t want another one of our bath toys dying that horrible dirty death. Anyway, back to it…then I dashed over to the en-suite shower to hose the little babe down.
While sprinting back to the other bathroom to grab her towel I returned to find that she’d got her finger stuck in the detachable plug hole cover – luckily crisis averted, she got it off easily…phew.
So I rounded my busy day off by picking poo out of the plug hole – nice.
I’ve got another long office in the day today – let’s hope she’s not planning any more delightful surprises when I get home this evening 
Ahh bless her! The joys of being a mum!!!!!